Tall Guy Could Be Taller
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller,
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Neutered Office Dog Still Treated Better Than Unpaid Intern
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — 19-year old Tom Davis became an unpaid intern this fall at MaxMeme, a
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Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved
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Freshman with Sock on Door Could Have Easily Sent Text
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann NEW/NORTH RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — Freshman resident Randy Danvers caused widespread confusion among his floormates after hanging a
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“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love
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Student Starves to Death After Being Trapped in Chair-Desk Hybrid
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone TAPER HALL OF HUMANITIES — Tragedy struck the Trojan Family today when freshman Max Rosenberg starved to
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“Wait, What’d You Say?” Asks Third Friend On Narrow Sidewalk
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES — They say three’s a crowd, and no one understands this better than Freddie Putz,
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Carol Folt Accidentally Sends Blank Scandal Email Template to The Entire School
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — While messing around with different font colors, new USC President Carol Folt accidentally
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Hot Girl Summer Lukewarm at Best
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — On August 10th, when USC junior Lucy Lampart tweeted that she had experienced
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Local Man Mows Lawn Like He Doesn’t Have a Second Family
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas SONOMA, CA – On Thursday morning, Sonoma residents found Greg Geffen once again mowing his lawn like
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