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Huge Skateboard No Match For Tiny Rock

December 2, 2019January 21, 2021 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — It was like any Tuesday for Gerald the Carbon GTR Skateboard, as his

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Good Cousins Not at Thanksgiving This Year

November 28, 2019July 23, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Charlotte Phillipp LOS ANGELES, CA — An exciting Thanksgiving afternoon for local siblings Julia and Luke Thompson was quickly

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Tall Guy Could Be Taller

November 7, 2019July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Local tall man Jacob Marzaroli could stand to be a few inches taller,

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Neutered Office Dog Still Treated Better Than Unpaid Intern

November 6, 2019June 18, 2020 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse LOS ANGELES, CA — 19-year old Tom Davis became an unpaid intern this fall at MaxMeme, a

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Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration

October 30, 2019June 17, 2020 Jose Cardenas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved

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Freshman with Sock on Door Could Have Easily Sent Text

October 22, 2019June 17, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann NEW/NORTH RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — Freshman resident Randy Danvers caused widespread confusion among his floormates after hanging a

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“Me, Myself, and I Love the Carpool Lane,” Declares Man Minutes Before Massive Fine

October 21, 2019 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Amanda Douglas PALMDALE, CA – In a devastating misstep, local commuter Terry Moore proclaimed, “Me, myself, and I love

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Student Starves to Death After Being Trapped in Chair-Desk Hybrid

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone TAPER HALL OF HUMANITIES — Tragedy struck the Trojan Family today when freshman Max Rosenberg starved to

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“Wait, What’d You Say?” Asks Third Friend On Narrow Sidewalk

October 7, 2019October 7, 2019 Eloise Rollins-Fife

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES — They say three’s a crowd, and no one understands this better than Freddie Putz,

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Carol Folt Accidentally Sends Blank Scandal Email Template to The Entire School

October 2, 2019June 17, 2020 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — While messing around with different font colors, new USC President Carol Folt accidentally