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Homeless Man With Funny Sign Still Homeless

February 11, 2019January 23, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse CHICAGO, IL — When Alfie Garrett, a homeless Vietnam vet in Chicago, Illinois, woke up this morning

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Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover

April 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL – Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last

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My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day

My Grandfather’s Final Words Were “Cinnamon Is the Winnamon,” and It Still Haunts Me to This Day

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