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Friend’s Kid Fat

December 3, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple sources close to the family have confirmed that Thomas Henderson’s son, 10-year-old

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Son “Positive” His Divorced Dad Getting More Action Than Him

November 28, 2018November 28, 2018 Seth Woodhouse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse On Saturday night, college student and notoriously shakey man Tom Davis confirmed his long held suspicions —

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Friendly Reminder Actually Kind of Bitchy

November 26, 2018 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Last week, tenants of Glendale Apartments received an email from their landlord Eli

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Daddy Long Legs Likes It When You Call Him That

November 6, 2018November 6, 2018 Elise Vondra

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Elise Vondra CHICAGO, IL – Local Pholcidae George Williams likes the common name of his species, Daddy Longlegs. He

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Local Man Disappointed He Gave Away Good Edibles to Lightweight Trick or Treaters

October 31, 2018July 23, 2020 Finn Kobler

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Finn Kobler FLAGSTAFF, AZ – Outrage percolated around 23-year-old Gabriel Boulton this Halloween after he received multiple complaints from

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Dentist Saving Best Toothbrushes For Self on Halloween

October 30, 2018June 17, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Drew Thomas-Nathan SAN DIEGO, CA — Dr. Ted Denison, a 44-year-old local dentist with patients from ages 4 to

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Report: Mom Not Going to Ask You Again

October 17, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte It’s been two hours since Mom asked you to take out the trash, and you haven’t moved

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Bible Fan’s Favorite Part is the Cousin Sex

October 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan JONESBOROUGH, TN — An explosive revelation arrived straight out of Saint Peter’s Church as 14-year-old Jacob Barrow

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Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God

October 8, 2018 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up

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Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago

October 3, 2018 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS — During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were

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