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Film Connoisseur Would Rather Die Than Watch Godzilla vs Kong at Home

December 30, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan SILVER LAKE, CA — Following Warner Brothers Studios’ announcement that its entire 2021 slate of films would

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Researchers Find Running Makes You 30% Happier and 50% Less Likely to be Killed by the Guy Chasing You

December 29, 2020December 27, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — A new study from the University of Southern California has found that running

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Police Raid Gingerbread Crack House During Pop Rock Bust

December 25, 2020December 27, 2020 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino SANTAVILLE, NORTH POLE – Following an anonymous tip that a local gingerbread house was a hotspot for

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6 Adorable Gift Ideas For The Anti-Semitic Horse Goblin That Lives In Your Attic

December 22, 2020December 22, 2020 Finn Kobler

By Finn Kobler  Ah, Christmas. Everyone’s favorite 3-month-long street fight between Jesus’ most devoted followers, earnestly trying to celebrate his

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Breaking: On Top of Everything Else, Now It’s Cold Outside

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp MADISON, WISCONSIN — On top of the daily horrors that we now call “life,” experts have confirmed

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Local Teen Can’t Wait To Get Into Christmas Spirit By Decorating Room, Being Hit With The Realization Another Year Of Her Life Has Flown By With Nothing To Show For It

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes SAN JOSE, CA – Local Teen Lila Mueller can’t wait to decorate her room with cute Christmas

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Friend Who Plans On “Heading Up There” Actually Has To Travel South

December 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Recent college graduate Andrew Swanson made plans to head “up” to visit his best

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Toddler Gives Impassioned Yet Unintelligible Speech on Space and/or Dinosaurs

December 15, 2020December 13, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman TONY’S TOT DAYCARE, NC — Local toddler Alex Morgan impressed both his peers and daycare workers when

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LA County Gives Up “Cool Mom” Title, Imposes Mandatory Bedtime

December 7, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – As COVID-19 cases rise, Los Angeles County has officially abandoned the “cool mom”

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LA to Create Program to Divert Mental Health Calls From Stoic Dads Saying “Tough It Up”

December 3, 2020January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS ANGELES, CA — The Los Angeles City Council unanimously voted Wednesday to create a pilot program

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