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“New Year, New Me!” Says Alien Body Snatcher

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS FELIZ, CA — With another year in the can, some are already looking forward to the

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

By Drew Thomas-Nathan SILVER LAKE, CA — Following Warner Brothers Studios’ announcement that its entire 2021 slate of films would

By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — A new study from the University of Southern California has found that running

By Jack Martino SANTAVILLE, NORTH POLE – Following an anonymous tip that a local gingerbread house was a hotspot for

By Finn Kobler Ah, Christmas. Everyone’s favorite 3-month-long street fight between Jesus’ most devoted followers, earnestly trying to celebrate his

By Charlotte Phillipp MADISON, WISCONSIN — On top of the daily horrors that we now call “life,” experts have confirmed

By Alexandra Ornes SAN JOSE, CA – Local Teen Lila Mueller can’t wait to decorate her room with cute Christmas

By Mia Young MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Recent college graduate Andrew Swanson made plans to head “up” to visit his best

By Rachel Michelman TONY’S TOT DAYCARE, NC — Local toddler Alex Morgan impressed both his peers and daycare workers when