Cloth Masks Banned, Quirky Girls Distraught
“It’s like they’re trying to take away my identity,” said Francesca Ward, Frannie with an ‘ie’ for short. “When the
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Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel
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Firing Of Helton Fails, USC Resorts To Bioterrorism To Shift Odds
By Sarah Cortina and Alexandra Ornes The “weekender” has become the “10 days, given symptoms do not change or new
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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter
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Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons
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Wildfires Excited for Biggest Night of Their Year
By Alexandra Ornes Picture by Garreth Paul on Unsplash
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Girlboss Alert! Local Woman Uses Neck Massager as Neck Massager
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a total #girlboss moment last Tuesday, Annie Bridger used her neck massager
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USC Housing Announces Priority Will Be Given to Students Who Can Solve These Three Riddles
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – After a long wait, USC Housing finally announced priority will be given to
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Queen Finally Defeats Zombie Prince Phillip
By Alexandra Ornes LONDON, UK – After years of battle, on Friday morning the Queen finally defeated the Zombie form
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Local Girl Isn’t Young Or Old Enough To Justify Saying Oopsie Daisy
By Alexandra Ornes KNOXVILLE, TN – Local 17-year-old girl Samantha Lange shocked friends on Friday with the use of the
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