Biden Team Luckily Doesn’t Need To Worry About Long Term Covid
By Lexa Ornes WASHINGTON, DC — With the news that Biden has been diagnosed with Covid-19, his team told the
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Girl Who “Really Found Herself” Freshman Year Gets Tattoo To Prove It
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Maya Blair, a freshman who “really found herself” this year, finally got the
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32 Day Bender Not Really a Bender Anymore
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — After waking up on a Thursday afternoon, having slept through his 8am, 12pm,
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Opinion: Why Did I Come To This Euphoria Party If You Won’t Let Me Take Fentanyl?
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Freshman Taylor Howard was disappointed to discover that despite the epic Euphoria-themed party,
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USC Crisis Line Hold Music So Bad It Makes Me Want To Kill Myself
By Lexa Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA — In a heartwarming turn of events, freshman Felix Kurtzman decided not to jump
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Ghost of Mac Miller Spotted On Campus
By Alexandra Ornes “It was Mac’s ghost, I’m 100% sure. He was surrounded by a cloud of smoke. Then again
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Cloth Masks Banned, Quirky Girls Distraught
“It’s like they’re trying to take away my identity,” said Francesca Ward, Frannie with an ‘ie’ for short. “When the
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Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel
By Alexandra Ornes
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35% of Graduate Students Prove Grad School Doesn’t Necessarily Make You Smarter
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Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons
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