Man Laughs at Something Funny He Just Thought of, Waits for People to Ask Him What It Is
By Karan Menon LOS ANGELES, CA – Local Ralphs employee and open mic regular Ned Kleischer was restocking the yogurts
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Local Tree Falls in Woods, Police Find No Witnesses
By Jack Martino WASHINGTON – On Friday, Jimmy Bens, 16, discovered the corpse of a fallen fir tree with it’s
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Business Major Shocked To Hear Dream Job Of Exploiting People Not As Secure As Daddy Said It Was
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Business Major Chad Worthington Jr. woke up on Wednesday and checked the stock
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Area Woman Not Like Other Girls, Has Hemorrhoids
By Mia Young BOISE, ID – Area woman Michelle Roth is vastly different from other girls her age. For example,
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Mother Decides to Abort 288-Month-Old Child Who Lives In Basement
By Alexandra Ornes SPRINGFIELD, IL – Margie Walker has reportedly decided to abort her 288-month-old child who currently lives in
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In Sick Prank, USC Students Exposes UCLA Student to COVID… Guys, I Meant Sick As In Bad. What’re You- No! Stop High-Fiving Matt!
By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a sick prank, a group of USC students exposed 25 UCLA students
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Childhood Pet Somehow Still Alive
By Mia Young AUGUSTA, ME – Fifteen year old Bulldog mix “Benji” is somehow still alive, much to the surprise
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Yes, There Was a Coup. But, it’s Brooklynn’s 21st Birthday!
By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA – Brooklynn Gentry may be the unluckiest girl in the whole country today. It’s
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“Wow, It’s Just Like Parasite!” Says Los Feliz Dad Who Owns Not One, But Two Lexuses
By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”
Read moreThis Amazing New Roasted Garlic Recipe Will Leave You Smelling Like Garlic!
By Mia Young When I was a little girl my mother would harvest bulbs of garlic from our backyard and
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