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Business Major Shocked To Hear Dream Job Of Exploiting People Not As Secure As Daddy Said It Was

January 29, 2021January 29, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – Business Major Chad Worthington Jr. woke up on Wednesday and checked the stock

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Area Woman Not Like Other Girls, Has Hemorrhoids

January 27, 2021January 27, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young BOISE, ID – Area woman Michelle Roth is vastly different from other girls her age. For example,

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Mother Decides to Abort 288-Month-Old Child Who Lives In Basement

January 15, 2021January 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes SPRINGFIELD, IL – Margie Walker has reportedly decided to abort her 288-month-old child who currently lives in

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In Sick Prank, USC Students Exposes UCLA Student to COVID… Guys, I Meant Sick As In Bad. What’re You- No! Stop High-Fiving Matt!

January 14, 2021January 14, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – In a sick prank, a group of USC students exposed 25 UCLA students

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Childhood Pet Somehow Still Alive

January 11, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young AUGUSTA, ME – Fifteen year old Bulldog mix “Benji” is somehow still alive, much to the surprise

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Yes, There Was a Coup. But, it’s Brooklynn’s 21st Birthday!

January 8, 2021January 8, 2021 Angie Stroud

By Angie Stroud LOS ANGELES, CA – Brooklynn Gentry may be the unluckiest girl in the whole country today. It’s

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“Wow, It’s Just Like Parasite!” Says Los Feliz Dad Who Owns Not One, But Two Lexuses

January 7, 2021January 7, 2021 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillipp LOS FELIZ, LOS ANGELES — The situation in the White House is exactly like Bong Joon-ho’s “Parasite,”

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This Amazing New Roasted Garlic Recipe Will Leave You Smelling Like Garlic!

January 4, 2021January 21, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young When I was a little girl my mother would harvest bulbs of garlic from our backyard and

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“New Year, New Me!” Says Alien Body Snatcher

January 1, 2021January 1, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan LOS FELIZ, CA — With another year in the can, some are already looking forward to the

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Top 10 COVID Friendly Things to Kiss on New Year’s Eve

December 31, 2020January 21, 2021 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

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