Researchers Find Running Makes You 30% Happier and 50% Less Likely to be Killed by the Guy Chasing You

By Melanie Hoffmann LOS ANGELES, CA — A new study from the University of Southern California has found that running

Pfizer Confirms Vaccine Just Vial of the True Spirit of Christmas

By Melanie Hoffmann NEW YORK, NY – In a bombshell news conference, Pfizer spokesperson Malia Wexler confirmed that their coronavirus

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by Melanie Hoffmann GARDENA, CA – As Postmaster General Louis DeJoy overhauls the United States Postal Service, Americans are suffering

By Melanie Hoffmann BIRDWELL ISLAND – In a bombshell press conference, Clifford the Big Red Dog tearfully confessed to using

by Melanie Hoffmann OXNARD, CA — During the Oxnard School District’s press conference about reopening schools for the 2020-2021 school

by Melanie Hoffmann WALL STREET — As the novel coronavirus has been wreaking havoc on public life, amusement parks have

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