Local Tree Falls in Woods, Police Find No Witnesses

By Jack Martino WASHINGTON – On Friday, Jimmy Bens, 16, discovered the corpse of a fallen fir tree with it’s

Top 10 COVID Friendly Things to Kiss on New Year’s Eve

By Jack Martino Here at The Sack of Troy, we value the safety of our readers during the COVID 19

By Jack Martino SANTAVILLE, NORTH POLE – Following an anonymous tip that a local gingerbread house was a hotspot for

By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – As COVID-19 cases rise, Los Angeles County has officially abandoned the “cool mom”

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By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – Every ten years or so, American music magazine Rolling Stone releases their picks

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By Jack Martino LOS ANGELES, CA – The COVID-19 pandemic has shifted classes at the University of Southern California to

By Jack Martino SAN FRANCISCO, CA – As the wildfires burning on the West Coast bring low air quality and