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Author: Mia Young

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Uh Oh! The Two Little Goblins Who Rub Their Gritty Mitts Together In Order To Generate Enough Power For The USC Wifi Have Died

September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 Mia Young 182 Views

By Mia Young LOS ANGELES, CA – Egads! The teeny tiny fellers who hide beneath the Doheny bookstacks have been

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Politics World 

Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

June 24, 2022June 30, 2022 Mia Young 452 Views

By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking

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News in Pictures Politics 

“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now

August 4, 2021August 4, 2021 Mia Young 848 Views

By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash

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Local 

Area Woman a Libra Sun, Taurus Rising, Narcissist

June 24, 2021June 24, 2021 Mia Young 776 Views

By Mia Young ALBANY, NY – Area woman Janet Craig is not only a Libra sun and Taurus rising, but

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Entertainment News in Pictures 

John Mulaney Already Rushing To Find New Wife To Do Material About

May 14, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 646 Views

By Mia Young “160505-D-DB155-007” by DoD News Photos is licensed under CC BY 2.0

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College News in Pictures USC 

Finals Week Coincidentally Also My Final Week

May 7, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1025 Views

By Mia Young Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels

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Local News in Pictures 

Astrology Alert! My Son Has Cancer

April 28, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 598 Views

By Mia Young

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Local 

Area Man No Longer Area Man After Fleeing Country To Evade Tax Fraud

April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mia Young 587 Views

By Mia Young OMAHA, NE – Area man Robert Peterson has rescinded his title of “area man” after being forced

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Local 

Wow! This Vintage Reseller Can Go Fuck Themself!

April 6, 2021April 5, 2021 Mia Young 666 Views

By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can

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College News in Pictures USC 

Study Finds 900% Increase In WebReg Related Homicides

March 31, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1087 Views

By Mia Young

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