Finals Week Coincidentally Also My Final Week
By Mia Young
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Astrology Alert! My Son Has Cancer
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Area Man No Longer Area Man After Fleeing Country To Evade Tax Fraud
By Mia Young OMAHA, NE – Area man Robert Peterson has rescinded his title of “area man” after being forced
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Wow! This Vintage Reseller Can Go Fuck Themself!
By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can
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Gross! This Guy Drives a PT Cruiser
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Area Woman Not Like Other Girls, Has Hemorrhoids
By Mia Young BOISE, ID – Area woman Michelle Roth is vastly different from other girls her age. For example,
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Childhood Pet Somehow Still Alive
By Mia Young AUGUSTA, ME – Fifteen year old Bulldog mix “Benji” is somehow still alive, much to the surprise
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Bills Make History By Not Losing
By Mia Young BUFFALO, NY —Quarterback Josh Allen led the Buffalo Bills to a historic finish this afternoon against the
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