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Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

June 24, 2022June 30, 2022 Mia Young 1393 Views

By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking

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“I Heart New York” Shirt Not Looking So Hot Right Now

August 4, 2021August 4, 2021 Mia Young 1436 Views

By Mia Young Photo by @trommelkopf on Unsplash

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Area Woman a Libra Sun, Taurus Rising, Narcissist

June 24, 2021June 24, 2021 Mia Young 1627 Views

By Mia Young ALBANY, NY – Area woman Janet Craig is not only a Libra sun and Taurus rising, but

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Entertainment News in Pictures 

John Mulaney Already Rushing To Find New Wife To Do Material About

May 14, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1336 Views

By Mia Young “160505-D-DB155-007” by DoD News Photos is licensed under CC BY 2.0

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College News in Pictures USC 

Finals Week Coincidentally Also My Final Week

May 7, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1765 Views

By Mia Young Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels

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Local News in Pictures 

Astrology Alert! My Son Has Cancer

April 28, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1303 Views

By Mia Young

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Local 

Area Man No Longer Area Man After Fleeing Country To Evade Tax Fraud

April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mia Young 1171 Views

By Mia Young OMAHA, NE – Area man Robert Peterson has rescinded his title of “area man” after being forced

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Local 

Wow! This Vintage Reseller Can Go Fuck Themself!

April 6, 2021April 5, 2021 Mia Young 1252 Views

By Mia Young NEW YORK, NY – Reports indicate that area college student and so-called vintage reseller Julia Schiff can

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College News in Pictures USC 

Study Finds 900% Increase In WebReg Related Homicides

March 31, 2021June 9, 2021 Mia Young 1767 Views

By Mia Young

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Astrology Alert! Freddie Mercury Is Drinking Gatorade!

March 11, 2021June 12, 2021 Mia Young 2101 Views

By Mia Young

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