Quiz: Are You Okay? No, But Like Seriously, Are You Okay?
By Rachel Michelman
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Notre Dame Proven to be Even Stupider than USC
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New Halloween Haunted House Forces You to Talk About Your Feelings in Public
By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Thrill seekers from all over the United States are flocking towards LA County’s
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Football Gamblers Place Bets on Which PAC-12 Teams Will Cause Largest COVID-19 Outbreak in Their Surrounding Areas
By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — With the return of football for the Pac-12 Conference, sports gamblers now have
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Opinion: Yikes!
By Rachel Michelman PRESENT DAY — Woah. Oh boy! Just… wow, right? Can you believe this? Of course you can.
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Girlboss Alert! This Tropical Depression Just Destroyed All the Homes in This One Neighborhood!
By Rachel Michelman NEW ORLEANS, LA — Watch out Hurricane Harvey: there’s a new storm brewing and she’ll take you
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High School SoundCloud Rapper Releases New Song that “Comes Straight from the Heart”
By Rachel Michelman LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL — Local average student Daniel Isaacs released his new single this week on SoundCloud.
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Tucker Carlson Removes Helmet of Hair to Reveal LEGO Head
By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tucker Carlson shocked viewers on Wednesday night, when he shifted his hair on camera
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“Babe, It’s Not What It Looks Like!” Claims Man Doing Exactly What it Looks Like
By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Cameron Winters found himself in deep trouble this week when his girlfriend, Alyssa
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House and Senate Democrats Perform “We’re All in This Together” for New COVID-19 Stimulus
By Rachel Michelman WASHINGTON, D.C. – Democrats in both the House and the Senate banded together on Thursday to present
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