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Author: Rachel Michelman

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Boy Scout Becomes Man Scout

December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Rachel Michelman 143 Views

By Rachel Michelman PROVO, UT – After graduating from high school and the Eagle Scouts, Elijah Whitmore has been inducted

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College USC 

Student Thankful to Not Be Hearing Roommate’s Moans During Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022November 22, 2022 Rachel Michelman 157 Views

By Rachel Michelman ST. LOUIS, MO – Thanksgiving is the time to acknowledge the little things one is thankful for:

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World 

From the Archives: Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Rated One of Best Places to Work

November 8, 2022November 7, 2022 Rachel Michelman 146 Views

February 10, 1911 NEW YORK CITY, NY – Life’s a buzz for the lovely ladies of Manhattan’s Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

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Local 

Head & Shoulders to Release New 3-in-1: Shampoo, Conditioner, Antidepressant

March 25, 2022March 24, 2022 Rachel Michelman 854 Views

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

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College Local 

Cashier Who Told You to Have a Nice Day Didn’t Really Mean It

January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Rachel Michelman 619 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

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Local 

Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021December 23, 2021 Rachel Michelman 848 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Groundbreaking social progress was made this holiday season when a non-jewish person wished

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Local 

Big Truck Honks

November 3, 2021November 2, 2021 Rachel Michelman 1045 Views

By Rachel Michelman CUPERTINO, CA — In dire support of a bus of elementary schoolers, a big truck on the

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College USC 

USC to Have Students Fight for Financial Aid in Willy Wonka Style Competition

September 1, 2021August 30, 2021 Rachel Michelman 838 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – USC’s students will enter a world of imagination this upcoming school year after

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Local 

Local Woman Creates Pinterest Board to Escape The Reality That She Will Never Achieve Her Dreams

May 6, 2021May 6, 2021 Rachel Michelman 1125 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Despite creating a Pinterest board full of aspirations of what she wants to

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Local 

Group Email Sent Specifically to Remind One Person

April 26, 2021April 26, 2021 Rachel Michelman 773 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA–A group email sent out to twelve different people last Monday was actually only sent

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