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Author: Rachel Michelman

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Midwesterner Identifies as Californian After Two Semesters

May 11, 2023May 11, 2023 Rachel Michelman 133 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the University of Southern California for two semesters, freshman Annalise Waters

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College USC 

Average Man Overhyped by Interesting Woman

March 3, 2023March 2, 2023 Rachel Michelman 142 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – To add to the already devastating statistic, local enthralling woman Genevieve Myers fell

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College USC 

Detachable Shower Head Wasted on Apartment Owned by Man

February 1, 2023January 28, 2023 Rachel Michelman 206 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – In an unfortunate mishap, the only apartment in the USC area with a

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College 

Boy Scout Becomes Man Scout

December 5, 2022December 4, 2022 Rachel Michelman 314 Views

By Rachel Michelman PROVO, UT – After graduating from high school and the Eagle Scouts, Elijah Whitmore has been inducted

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College USC 

Student Thankful to Not Be Hearing Roommate’s Moans During Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022November 22, 2022 Rachel Michelman 269 Views

By Rachel Michelman ST. LOUIS, MO – Thanksgiving is the time to acknowledge the little things one is thankful for:

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World 

From the Archives: Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Rated One of Best Places to Work

November 8, 2022November 7, 2022 Rachel Michelman 281 Views

February 10, 1911 NEW YORK CITY, NY – Life’s a buzz for the lovely ladies of Manhattan’s Triangle Shirtwaist Factory

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Head & Shoulders to Release New 3-in-1: Shampoo, Conditioner, Antidepressant

March 25, 2022March 24, 2022 Rachel Michelman 1102 Views

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

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College Local 

Cashier Who Told You to Have a Nice Day Didn’t Really Mean It

January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Rachel Michelman 766 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

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Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021December 23, 2021 Rachel Michelman 974 Views

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Groundbreaking social progress was made this holiday season when a non-jewish person wished

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Big Truck Honks

November 3, 2021November 2, 2021 Rachel Michelman 1156 Views

By Rachel Michelman CUPERTINO, CA — In dire support of a bus of elementary schoolers, a big truck on the

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