Head & Shoulders to Release New 3-in-1: Shampoo, Conditioner, Antidepressant

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

Cashier Who Told You to Have a Nice Day Didn’t Really Mean It

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Groundbreaking social progress was made this holiday season when a non-jewish person wished

By Rachel Michelman CUPERTINO, CA — In dire support of a bus of elementary schoolers, a big truck on the

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – USC’s students will enter a world of imagination this upcoming school year after

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Despite creating a Pinterest board full of aspirations of what she wants to

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA–A group email sent out to twelve different people last Monday was actually only sent

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Listen, punk. Let’s get things straight. You’re a freaking nerd who doesn’t know your place

By Rachel Michelman Dear Editor, Morning. No, I don’t want pizza you left on your counter, but thanks for the

By Rachel Michelman COVID-19 has really messed up our lives, which is not cool! Life has been more difficult for