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Local Man Takes Home Legendary Haul of 37 Copies of ‘Jack Reacher’ from Black Friday Sale

November 25, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett BUFFALO, NY — After standing in sub-zero temperatures for six hours, local man George Thurwood pushed and

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Hollywood Soon To Run Out Of Adjective-Number Combinations For Movie Titles

October 19, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Suarez HOLLYWOOD, CA — With the release of Magnificent Seven and Ridiculous 6, Hollywood is headed towards a

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Netflix Adds “& Chill” Section Featuring Several Hours of Background Noise

September 28, 2016January 21, 2021 Matt Hanisch

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Matt Hanisch LOS GATOS, CA — Based on feedback from numerous sources, Netflix has discovered that its viewers no

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Tom Hanks to Star in Biopic About Tom Hanks

September 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jacob Surovsky HOLLYWOOD, CA — After an acting career of nearly 40 years, Tom Hanks is ready to take

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Roommate More Than Happy to Screw Up Sound for Your Movie

September 6, 2016June 19, 2020 Jack Hackett

“I’ve never done sound before, but I’ll take a crack at recording unsalvageable audio,” responded Samson.

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Dad Forced to Bring Loser Daughter to Springsteen Concert

September 2, 2016June 19, 2020 Thomas Marshall

“The other dads are going to think I’m so lame if I have to be there with my buzzkill kid.”

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Ben Isaacson, Actor Who Played Death Star, Dead at 78

April 15, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Dork.ly PINEWOOD STUDIOS — Ben Isaacson, a longtime actor in film and television, was found

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Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move

April 6, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND — The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent

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Due to Typo, Porn Star Jamie XXX Performs at Springfest

April 4, 2016January 21, 2021 Staff articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Staff USC — Due to a typo, 2016’s Springfest was headlined by adult film star Jamie XXX, in place

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Report: Star Wars Land Not Capable of Training Jedi to Combat Sith Lords

March 31, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat photo by Disney DISNEYLAND — Disney’s newest Television commercial blares: “A Galaxy Far, Far Away just got

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