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Hungover Cinema Professor Surprises Class With Movie Day

March 22, 2016June 19, 2020 Michael Savio articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Michael Savio USC — Aspiring to maintain the School of Cinematic Arts’ reputation as the nation’s premier film school,

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DiCaprio Still Madly in Love With Oscar, Oscar Asks for Some Space

March 7, 2016January 21, 2021 Brent Stinebaker articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Brent Stinebaker HOLLYWEIRD, CA — As they descended from the stage, the Oscar looked deeply into DiCaprio’s eyes and

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Fangirl of Popular Band Claims She’s Definitely “Not Like The Rest”

March 4, 2016June 19, 2020 Katarina Brandt articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Katarina Brandt LOS ANGELES, CA — On wednesday afternoon, fans lined up hours early at Amoeba Music for a

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Outraged Area Man to Boycott Attending Oscars, Still Going to Watch It On TV

February 26, 2016January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Due to the recent outrage over the lack of diversity of Oscar nominees,

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‘Oculus Rift Next Big Thing’ Reports Man Who Has Invested $2 Billion in Oculus Rift

February 23, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat article

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat PALO ALTO, CA — “Imagine your world. Now imagine your world, in the palm of your hand

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Studio Exec Flabbergasted Why Movie with ‘Super’ in Title Lost $150M

February 5, 2016January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rob Smat LEGEND PRODUCTIONS – Every studio has had its Achilles heel. For Orion Pictures, it was UHF. For

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Line Goes Around the Block for ‘Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip’ Premiere

December 18, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett AMC PARKWAY POINTE—For the past few days, Alvin and the Chipmunks fans began forming a line outside

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Are you a Star Wars Fan or a Fan of Star Wars?

December 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Rob Smat student voices

by Rob Smat In a crucial scene from the critically acclaimed Attack of the Clones, Count Dooku greets the imprisoned Obi-Wan

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Extras Break Loose on Film Set, Ruin the Million Dollar Shot

November 16, 2015January 21, 2021 Jack Hackett articles

by Jack Hackett and Thomas Marshall HOLLYWOOD, CA–This morning on the production of John Wreck II: The Wreckoning, a pack of

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Visions And Voices In Last Ditch Effort Book Off-Broadway Star’s Cousin’s Neighbor’s Friend

September 16, 2015June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Amanda Suarez Get excited! The Visions and Voices events coordinator is anticipating record ticket sales anywhere from 90-105 for their

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