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Author: Chad Lonski

College USC 

DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity

February 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski 6012 Views
by Chad Lonski USC -- After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of Read more
College USC 

Roski Student Gets Job

May 5, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski 4475 Views articles
by Chad Lonski USC -- Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and Read more
Entertainment World 

Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move

April 6, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski 4311 Views articles
by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND -- The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent Read more
College USC 

Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski 2462 Views articles
by Chad Lonski USC -- The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School Read more
News in Brief Politics 

Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

March 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski 2918 Views articles
by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND -- Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter Read more
Politics 

Bernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van

February 29, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski 4833 Views articles
by Chad Lonski AMERICA -- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus Read more

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