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DPS Shuts Down Pathetic, Dry Party Out of Pity

February 24, 2017June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski 5334 Views
by Chad Lonski USC -- After receiving reports of a disorderly party Friday night at Parkside Apartments, the Department of Read more
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Roski Student Gets Job

May 5, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski 4057 Views articles
by Chad Lonski USC -- Sam Miller, a Roski School of Art and Design student studying Free Spirit Expressionism and Read more
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Gentrification Hits Disneyland Hard, Rising Rents Force Seven Dwarfs to Move

April 6, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski 3865 Views articles
by Chad Lonski base photo by Babble DISNEYLAND -- The magic kingdom has been experiencing some large changes in recent Read more
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Roski School to Be Leveled, Making Way for Marshall School Country Club

March 24, 2016June 19, 2020 Chad Lonski 2221 Views articles
by Chad Lonski USC -- The USC board of campus planning and development announced plans to level the Roski School Read more
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Justice Scalia’s Ghost Enjoys New Home in Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion

March 11, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski 2564 Views articles
by Chad Lonski DISNEYLAND -- Upon departing his Supreme Court seat, and his body, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia’s specter Read more
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Bernie Sanders’ Campaign Replaces “Billionaire Class” Campaign Bus With VW Camper Van

February 29, 2016January 21, 2021 Chad Lonski 4516 Views articles
by Chad Lonski AMERICA -- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has announced plans to replace his fancy and elitist campaign bus Read more

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