Art Major Draws Nudes So He Can Be Productive AND Horny
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas ROSKI — In a curious case of specialization, sophomore Adam Sava exclusively draws and paints nude figures,
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USC Athletics Hires Guy Who Was Really Good At Madden NFL 12
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire HERITAGE HALL — In front of a stunned crowd of local journalists, USC Athletic Director Lynn Swann
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USC Launches New Resources to Help Suicidal Students Return Textbooks First
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann UNIVERSITY PARK CAMPUS – Following concerns from various student mental health advocacy groups, the University of Southern
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Student Graduates Semester Early to Get Jump Start on Unemployment
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn USC – Senior Roger Morris has just finished college an entire semester early, meaning he’s about to
Read moreSurplus of Spring Admits to be Housed in Forested Wolf Dens
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan GRIFFITH PARK, CA — Due to a lack of available freshman housing space, some students admitted for
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Take-Home Final Won’t Leave, Wants to Get Breakfast
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Veronica Marks LOS ANGELES, CA – This morning, after college junior Matthew Fuller had already done his take-home final,
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Frat Bros Begin Hibernation After Storing Enough Juul Pods and Misogyny for Winter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn THE ROW – With the beer-stained folding tables tucked away haphazardly and the rent deposit hopefully paid,
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Newly Installed Dorm Carpet Doesn’t Know What It’s Getting Into
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Chris Cheshire The spick n’ span new threads in New North Room 1412 have absolutely no idea what’s coming
Read moreUpperclassmen Reminiscing About Café 84 Like it was Fucking Woodstock
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ryan Zubery USC — On Thursday, freshman Marissa Kwon made a grievous mistake when she mentioned the Café 84
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Student Not Here to Make Friends, Have Fun, Get Sleep, Graduate
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann Viterbi freshman Sydney Eriksson announced that she did not come to USC to make friends, nor have
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