Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was
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School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School
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Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved
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Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted
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Freshman with Sock on Door Could Have Easily Sent Text
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann NEW/NORTH RESIDENTIAL COLLEGE — Freshman resident Randy Danvers caused widespread confusion among his floormates after hanging a
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USC Village’s Newest Establishment Just Empty Room Where You Can Spit On Poor People
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA – Students and patrons at USC Village will soon have a new spot to
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Carol Folt Accidentally Sends Blank Scandal Email Template to The Entire School
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — While messing around with different font colors, new USC President Carol Folt accidentally
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Study Finds Students Retain Information Better If They Hand-Write It Instead Of Typing The Phrase ‘Snail-Penis’ Until The End Of The Lecture
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler The Pew Research Center recently released a bold claim that’s been impacting colleges across the country: students
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College Sophomore Epitome of Adulthood According to College Freshman
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Eloise Rollins-Fife LOS ANGELES, CA — According to freshman Leah Wolfe, sophomore Emily Griffiths can add a new item
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Freshman Gets Name, Major, and Hometown Tattooed on Forehead
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone PARKSIDE ARTS & HUMANITIES — Adjusting to college life can be difficult for many, but Freshman Drew
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