Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was
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Student Running to Class Gripping Freshly Printed Essay Like It’s the Goddamn Olympic Torch
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey TROUSEDALE PARKWAY — Students gawked in anticipation and embarrassment on Friday as a heaving, perspiring freshman sprinted
Read moreOceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers
Read moreSam Darnold Spotted Wandering Through Streets of Newark in Search of Nearest Cupcake ATM
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey Residents of Newark, New Jersey were stunned to find former USC quarterback and New York Jets rookie
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Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal
Read moreDr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER — CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of
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