College Politics USC Sweetness of “Local USC Moms and Dads” Facebook Group Sullied by Custody Fight in Comments Section November 25, 2019June 19, 2020 Dan Toomey 2232 Views by Dan Toomey LOS ANGELES, CA — What began as a sparkle of hope amid a semester of despondency was Read more
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College Politics USC Oceana Seafood Files Lawsuit Against USC After School Falsely Told Them People Would Eat There September 10, 2019January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey 4706 Views By Dan Toomey Los Angeles, CA – Village newcomer Oceana Seafood became the latest in a long line of accusers Read more
College USC Sam Darnold Spotted Wandering Through Streets of Newark in Search of Nearest Cupcake ATM October 29, 2018January 23, 2021 Dan Toomey 2240 Views by Dan Toomey Residents of Newark, New Jersey were stunned to find former USC quarterback and New York Jets rookie Read more
College USC Report: EVKitty Now Bullying Transfer Students for Swipes April 24, 2018July 23, 2020 Dan Toomey 3599 Views by Dan Toomey With a shocking change of character, the once-cuddly, beloved EVKitty is now intimidating transfer students for meal Read more
College Entertainment USC Dr. Drew Casper Dissolves into Silver Mist Mid-Lecture, Ascends Beyond Mortality April 19, 2018January 21, 2021 Dan Toomey 9815 Views by Dan Toomey NORRIS THEATER -- CTCS 190 students were thrown into shock on Monday when, in the middle of Read more