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Author: Jose Cardenas

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Roommate Really Glad You Think the Skeleton is a Decoration

October 30, 2019June 17, 2020 Jose Cardenas 1586 Views
By Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA — As Halloween rolls around, University of Southern California senior Richard Mortis feels relieved Read more
College 

Art Major Draws Nudes So He Can Be Productive AND Horny

February 13, 2019June 19, 2020 Jose Cardenas 1875 Views
by Jose Cardenas ROSKI -- In a curious case of specialization, sophomore Adam Sava exclusively draws and paints nude figures, Read more
College USC 

Pole Everyone Kicks During Football Games Speaks Out About Abuse

October 23, 2018June 19, 2020 Jose Cardenas 1703 Views
by Jose Cardenas EXPOSITION BLVD, CA -- USC faced a new scandal this week as that one pole everyone kicks Read more
Local 

Grandma of Grandson Who Needs a Haircut Takes Matters Into Own Hands

March 5, 2018January 22, 2021 Jose Cardenas 3410 Views
by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA - After his college graduation, Martha Boxen finally reunited with her grandson Nathaniel and Read more
College Local USC 

Medieval Peasant Feels Out of Place in USC Village

November 2, 2017June 19, 2020 Jose Cardenas 6062 Views
by Jose Cardenas LOS ANGELES, CA -- Merek Rolfepayne the Third said he felt out of place in USC Village, Read more

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  • Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’
  • McDonald’s Adult Happy Meals Reflect 1980’s Nostalgia with Mini Collapsing Berlin Wall Toy
  • Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken

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