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Author: Karan Menon

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Man Laughs at Something Funny He Just Thought of, Waits for People to Ask Him What It Is

February 4, 2021February 4, 2021 Karan Menon 2091 Views

By Karan Menon LOS ANGELES, CA – Local Ralphs employee and open mic regular Ned Kleischer was restocking the yogurts

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World 

Jeff Bezos Buys Happiness

July 6, 2020January 21, 2021 Karan Menon 4157 Views

By Karan Menon  SEATTLE, WA – In a milestone of his already prolific career, tech giant Jeff Bezos has finally

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College Politics USC 

Marshall Student Uses Stimulus Check to Buy Three More Stimulus Checks

May 15, 2020January 21, 2021 Karan Menon 2079 Views
By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY PARK, CA — In a stroke of financial genius, Marshall School of Business senior Barnett Rogers Read more
College USC 

School of Dramatic Arts and Kaufman School of Dance Team Up to Create New Unemployment Minor

November 4, 2019June 19, 2020 Karan Menon 2209 Views
By Karan Menon UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA – In an effort to expand their scope of academic offerings, the School Read more
Politics Strong Feelings 

OPINION: If Trump’s Guilty of Abusing Power for Political Gain, Then I’m Guilty of Vehicular Manslaughter

October 9, 2019January 21, 2021 Karan Menon 2613 Views
These days in America, it seems like everyone’s got to be a  “criminal.” The media just loves throwing that label Read more
College USC 

McCarthy RA DNA Test Reveals 50% Bloodhound

March 29, 2019July 23, 2020 Karan Menon 3034 Views
by Karan Menon USC -- A recent study found that the genome of the average RA at McCarthy Honors College Read more

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  • Trump Actually Anti-Capitalist King
  • USC Names Bully Who Stole Your Lunch Money as New Head of Student Dining

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