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Self-Proclaimed “Cottagecore Girly” Just a White Woman With Bangs and a Maxi Skirt

October 3, 2023October 3, 2023 Malaya Galindez

By Malaya Galindez NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK – After a slew of TikTok hate comments filled her page, cottagecore

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Top 10 V-Day Gifts to Make Your GF Forgive Your Medium Ugly Ass for Forgetting Valentine’s Day

February 15, 2023February 21, 2023 Malaya Galindez

By Malaya Galindez Forgot yesterday was Valentine’s Day? You’re not alone. Women everywhere are questioning why they picked their stupid,

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