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Author: Darrien Snyder

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Breaking: Bruh

January 8, 2022January 8, 2022 Darrien Snyder 1643 Views

“Dude. This completely blindsided me. Who the hell saw this coming? Who could have guessed? I am shocked. I am

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Local 6 Year Old Fed Up with Sinful Hubris of Man

April 12, 2021April 9, 2021 Darrien Snyder 1418 Views

By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA – Li’l Timmy, a local 6-year-old boy, is fed up with mankind’s superciliousness. Timmy

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Politics 

Congress Can’t Get Anything Done Because Mitch McConnell is Such a Pisces

February 23, 2021February 23, 2021 Darrien Snyder 2526 Views

By Darrien Snyder WASHINGTON, D.C. – At Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s 79th birthday party last week, Senate members admitted that

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Report: Your High School Bully Actually Made Some Good Points

February 16, 2021February 16, 2021 Darrien Snyder 2214 Views

By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA —Everyone has trouble with constructive criticism, but you may have fumbled the ball when

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