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McDonald’s Adult Happy Meals Reflect 1980’s Nostalgia with Mini Collapsing Berlin Wall Toy

January 16, 2023January 14, 2023 Levi Elias 56 Views

By Levi Elias  CHICAGO, IL – McDonald’s, home of the infamous McDonald’s Sprite, has partnered with Cactus Plant Flea Market

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Politics 

Herschel Walker Hits the Gym to Train for Runoff

December 6, 2022December 6, 2022 Levi Elias 168 Views

By Levi Elias ATLANTA, GA — This Tuesday, December 6th, Georgia Senate candidates Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock will engage

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Editorial 

Kinder Egg to Release Adult Toy Collection: “Try Choking on This!”

October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Levi Elias 195 Views

By Levi Elias CONCORD, CA – After a long absence, the Kinder Surprise is finally making its big return to

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College USC 

Leonardo DiCaprio Spotted On Campus Protesting School of Gerontology

September 29, 2022September 27, 2022 Levi Elias 196 Views

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — One-time Oscar winner and long-time Oscar audience member Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted on

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Politics 

Ron DeSantis Steps Down As Governor To Pursue Dream Of Being A Travel Agent

September 19, 2022September 19, 2022 Levi Elias 277 Views

By Levi Elias TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – Current Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, stepped down this morning from his side hustle government

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Entertainment News in Brief 

Elon Musk Admits How Much He Would Pay To Say A Slur

April 25, 2022April 25, 2022 Levi Elias 594 Views

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

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College USC 

Frats Prove Willingness to Change, Castrate Pledges

February 28, 2022February 28, 2022 Levi Elias 1072 Views

By Levi Elias  LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC Inter Fraternity Council has finally come to a consensus on how

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Entertainment News in Pictures 

Alec Baldwin Unsatisfied with Shot, Says “Let Me Try”

October 28, 2021October 28, 2021 Levi Elias 858 Views

By Levi Elias “Alec Baldwin” by Gage Skidmore is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0

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