Sack of Troy Writers Get Lazy and Use ChatGPT to Write Generic Article Mocking Someone With More Power Than Them

By Levi Elias and ChatGPT (But Mostly ChatGPT) In a move surprising absolutely no one, [INSERT NAME OF PERSON IN

Duracell Marketing Emphasizes Aerodynamics of D-Batteries Ahead of Super Bowl

By Levi Elias PHOENIX, AZ – In preparation for the Super Bowl, Duracell has shifted their marketing strategy to prioritize

By Levi Elias WASHINGTON D.C. – U.S. Congressman, NASA astrophysicist and 47-time Miss Universe winner, George Santos, adds current Editor-in-Chief

By Levi Elias CHICAGO, IL – McDonald’s, home of the infamous McDonald’s Sprite, has partnered with Cactus Plant Flea Market

By Levi Elias ATLANTA, GA — This Tuesday, December 6th, Georgia Senate candidates Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock will engage

By Levi Elias CONCORD, CA – After a long absence, the Kinder Surprise is finally making its big return to

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — One-time Oscar winner and long-time Oscar audience member Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted on

By Levi Elias TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA – Current Florida governor, Ron DeSantis, stepped down this morning from his side hustle government

By Levi Elias “You know that feeling when the one thing you want to do is the one thing that

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — The USC Inter Fraternity Council has finally come to a consensus on how