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Best Pickup Lines to Use on Your Hot Relatives

November 24, 2022November 23, 2022 Jess Wild 162 Views

By Jessica Wild Thanksgiving is a time where family has the wonderful opportunity to gather, dine on delicious food, and

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USC Grad Murders Family of Five to Make It on Notable Alumni List

November 4, 2022November 3, 2022 Jess Wild 132 Views

By Jessica Wild PARKER, AZ – Peter Schwarz, 2002 graduate of USC and Rose Bowl bench warmer, wiped out an

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Concussed Football Men to Redefine Mathematics as Big 10 Welcome 15 and 16

July 1, 2022July 1, 2022 Jess Wild 456 Views

By Jessica Wild ROSEMONT, IL —The head of USC Athletic Department and Commissioner of the Big Ten Conference met to

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San Diego Zoo Saves Antelope From the Freedom of 3.552 Million Square Miles of African Sahara Desert

January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 Jess Wild 730 Views

By Jessica Wild SAN DIEGO, CA — This holiday season, a Sahara Desert antelope was given the gift of new

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