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Ratatouille Sequel? This Movie is About a Guinea Pig Who Writes Funny Letterboxd Reviews Under This Guy’s A24 Hat

March 20, 2023March 19, 2023 Liam Stephenson 4 Views

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Pixar fans and insufferable people rejoice! Disney has released the trailer to “Five

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Taylor Swift Donates to USC to Replace “Fryft” with “Fryvate Jet” Program

February 21, 2023February 20, 2023 Liam Stephenson 188 Views

By Liam Stephenson LOS ANGELES, CA – Philanthropist and occasional Grammy winning musician Taylor Swift has donated ten of her

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