Quiz: Which Beatle Are You, Except You Can’t Be Ringo ‘Cause I Called Dibs on Ringo
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Year: 2018
Trump Cites Crazy Rich Asians as Evidence that China is Winning the Trade War
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann President Trump caused controversy this week when he credited recent Hollywood blockbuster Crazy Rich Asians as evidence
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SCA’s George Lucas Building to be Renamed in Light of Allegations That He Sucks
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann SCA – USC’s School of Cinematic Arts has moved forward with plans to remove George Lucas’s name
Read moreMillennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country
Read moreStep Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug
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Mars Rover Told There Would Be Other Rovers When It Got There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann MARS – A lonesome NASA rover sent to collect evidence of ancient life on Mars was falsely informed that
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Study Abroad Student Now Just Well-Rounded Piece of Sh*t
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Sydney Sanchez USC — College senior Heather Huckabee returned to campus this fall after spending a semester abroad in
Read moreSong Fast But Sad
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard
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Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly
Read moreTom Cruise Set to Just Fall to His Death in Next Mission Impossible
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Seth Woodhouse Mission Impossible: Fallout became a critical and commercial success due to all of the extreme physical stunts that
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