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Step Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter

September 24, 2018January 21, 2021 Ian Riley

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug

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