Sam Darnold Spotted Wandering Through Streets of Newark in Search of Nearest Cupcake ATM
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Dan Toomey Residents of Newark, New Jersey were stunned to find former USC quarterback and New York Jets rookie
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Report: Bob Dylan Isn’t Dead, But A Few Of You Thought He Was, Right?
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MALIBU, CA – Bob Dylan has prevailed as one of the most surprising artists of the last
Read moreAudience at Concert Has Surprisingly Deep Voice
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas OAKLAND, CA – At a recent Oracle concert, patrons and employees alike were shocked by the surprisingly
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Pole Everyone Kicks During Football Games Speaks Out About Abuse
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jose Cardenas EXPOSITION BLVD, CA — USC faced a new scandal this week as that one pole everyone kicks
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Op-Ed: I Bet I Could Kick Neil Armstrong’s Ass Now That He’s Dead
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan HOUSTON, TX — Lately, the news has not been kind for male icons of yesteryear. While the
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Report: Mom Not Going to Ask You Again
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte It’s been two hours since Mom asked you to take out the trash, and you haven’t moved
Read moreDisney Buys the Vatican, Declares Crusades Non-Canon
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan Burbank, CA — After two decades spent purchasing beloved storytelling institutions, the Walt Disney Company has managed
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan JONESBOROUGH, TN — An explosive revelation arrived straight out of Saint Peter’s Church as 14-year-old Jacob Barrow
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Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up
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Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS — During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were
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