By Levi Elias ALBANY, NY — Onlookers on Clarksville Road couldn’t help but let out a little giggle during their

By Megan Dang LOS ANGELES, CA — Self-proclaimed art critic Jeremy Lawther recently visited the Louvre, where he observed that

By Liam Stephenson BETHLEHEM – After getting stripped to his underwear and tied up to a wooden pole, local wisdom

By Sarah Cortina ATLANTA, GA — Following a rise in complaints from women about the side effects that often come

By Izzy Ster PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — This morning, America’s beloved Punxsutawney Phil refused to leave his burrow citing his lack

By Bill Rockas JACKSONVILLE, FL – Researchers at The Institute For Hookup Discovery have found that 90% of porn watchers

By Joshua Wolk WHOVILLE — After waking up little Cindy-Lou Whoberg, Ye was caught tip-toeing into a Jewish household and

By Bill Rockas INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Beloved drunkard Reuben Waine celebrated his employment as a driver by pregaming his first