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Exeter Frat Boy Rates Women By Amount of AP Classes Taken

January 13, 2023January 10, 2023 Joshua Wolk 96 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES, CA — This past Tuesday, Phillips Exeter Academy alumni Cheston Springharvest scoffed to his fraternity

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Griffith Astronomers Find Last Star Visible in LA Just Carl’s Jr. Logo

December 29, 2022December 25, 2022 Joshua Wolk 146 Views

By Joshua Wolk LOS ANGELES — Two months after Governor Gavin Newsom vetoed legislation to reduce light pollution, Griffith Observatory

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World 

BREAKING: Ye Caught Stealing Jewish Kids’ Gifts From Under Tree All Along

December 25, 2022December 22, 2022 Joshua Wolk 91 Views

By Joshua Wolk WHOVILLE — After waking up little Cindy-Lou Whoberg, Ye was caught tip-toeing into a Jewish household and

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College USC 

Our Statement on UCLA’s Satire Paper

November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Joshua Wolk 202 Views
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World 

These Two Guys With Eyepatches Are Disrupting The Cargo Industry

October 24, 2022October 23, 2022 Joshua Wolk 214 Views

By Joshua Wolk SOMALIA  — Last Friday, two eye-patched founders joined the Fortune 500 with their disruptive cargo startup, Plundr. 

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U.S. 

CDC: New Bivalent Booster Only Requires 14 Minutes On Plastic CVS Chair

October 11, 2022October 10, 2022 Joshua Wolk 177 Views

By Joshua Wolk ATLANTA, GA — One month after recommending the updated bivalent booster for all Americans aged twelve and

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College USC 

CDC Commends Rice Students For Scoring High in Purity Test, Low on Football Field

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Joshua Wolk 322 Views

By Josh Wolk  LOS ANGELES, CA — The CDC recently commended the Rice University student body for scoring high in

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World 

Top Five Bridges for Jeff Bezos to Dismantle

July 7, 2022July 30, 2022 Joshua Wolk 445 Views

By Joshua Wolk To the dismay of Jeff Bezos, Dutch shipbuilder Oceanco has scrapped plans to dismantle a bridge in

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Politics Sports 

Rival High School Football Team Swallowed by Sinkhole to Hell After Supreme Court Approves Summoning Circles

June 29, 2022June 29, 2022 Joshua Wolk 632 Views

By Joshua Wolk ST. LOUIS, MO — After the landmark Supreme Court ruling on Kennedy v. Bremerton School District, Clayton

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Politics World 

EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade

June 25, 2022June 26, 2022 Joshua Wolk 475 Views

We at the Sack of Troy firmly believe in giving a voice to the voiceless. So we did. SACK: How

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