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Girl at Party Not Flirting With You, Just Good at Small Talk

October 2, 2023September 27, 2023 Izzy Ster 36 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After attending the rager of the weekend, you were shocked to discover  the

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Local 

All of Gen Z Does Something You Don’t Like

September 24, 2023September 24, 2023 Izzy Ster 81 Views

By Bill Rockas EVERYWHERE, SEEMINGLY – The country is in disarray! The entirety of Gen Z just DID something you,

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Local Guy Best Friend Continues the Search for His Hug After a Year and a Half

May 7, 2023May 2, 2023 Izzy Ster 250 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – Following his insurmountable journey for 18 months, 13 days, and 45 seconds, local

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Super Bloom Awesome for Everyone Except Instagram Boyfriends and People with Horrible Allergies

April 26, 2023April 25, 2023 Izzy Ster 242 Views

By Izzy Ster LAKE ELSINORE, CA – Following California’s historic winter rainfall, an influx of floral scenery, referred to as

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College USC 

Web Reg Announces Ticketmaster Collab, GE Seats Sell for $485

April 4, 2023April 4, 2023 Izzy Ster 402 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – In light of students registering for classes in the coming weeks, USC announced

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Breaking: Party Rock is in the House Tonight

March 30, 2023March 27, 2023 Izzy Ster 353 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After an in-depth analysis of reports surrounding the return of Party Rock, officials

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College 

Quiz: Are They Hot or Just Wearing Over the Ear Headphones?

February 24, 2023February 21, 2023 Izzy Ster 321 Views

By Izzy Ster It’s no secret that over the ear headphones, thanks to the rise of the AirPods Max, have

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World 

Depressed Groundhog: “Who Cares?”

February 2, 2023February 2, 2023 Izzy Ster 517 Views

By Izzy Ster PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — This morning, America’s beloved Punxsutawney Phil refused to leave his burrow citing his lack

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College USC 

“The White Lotus” Creator Mike White Announces Season 3 Will Take Place at the Lorenzo

January 24, 2023January 24, 2023 Izzy Ster 537 Views

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – The widely-popular show, The White Lotus, announced that its upcoming third season will

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Politics 

Kevin McCarthy Fills Rejection Punch Card, Earns Free Frosty

January 9, 2023January 9, 2023 Izzy Ster 505 Views

By Izzy Ster WASHINGTON, D.C. — After Rep. Kevin McCarthy lost an 11th vote for Speaker of the House, the

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