Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — Local man Travis Porter was disappointed to find out that Wrigley Field’s clear bag

Dehydrated Sorority Girl At Coachella Just Like When Jesus Went 40 Days Without Water

By Sarah Cortina INDIO, CA — To culminate the most religious experience of the year for those who(se parents) can

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local SCA (better known as “watch movie for grade”) student Martin Thompson states

By Sarah Cortina VAIL, COLORADO — Multiple college seniors were denied collegiate financial aid after answering ‘yes’ on the 2022-2023

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — A fraternity at USC has been suspended after misreading a new policy of

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The School of Cinematic Arts has reportedly shut down after leftist students seized

By Sarah Cortina BOULDER, CO — A popular plant based restaurant on Pearl Street was revealed to be particularly plant

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local self proclaimed leftist even down to her handmanship is grappling with conflicting

By Sarah Cortina We here at Sack care about the student[‘s] bod[ies]y, and are here to help our fellow Trojans

By Sarah Cortina PORTLAND, OR – This Thanksgiving, the Hywitesayviur family decided to rewrite the narrative (no not the discovering