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Fraternity slammed for Insensitive Party Themed ‘Guns Shots or Fireworks’

January 19, 2023January 19, 2023 Sarah Cortina 69 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — UPIFC fraternity Pi Omega Sigma, colloquially known as POS, was slammed this week

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Entertainment 

Equality Win! Pete Davidson Shows Men Can Sleep Their Way To The Top Too

November 22, 2022November 22, 2022 Sarah Cortina 132 Views

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK — Following confirmation of his latest fling with supermodel Emily Ratajkowski, Pete Davidson cemented his

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World 

Swiss Prostitute Sex Neutral

October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Sarah Cortina 251 Views

By Sarah Cortina AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS — Celia Müller, a Geneva native, has taken a sex neutral approach to her sex

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Politics World 

Trump Insists Destroyed Documents Simply Being Used As Guinea Pig Bedding

August 10, 2022August 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina 449 Views

By Sarah Cortina  PALM BEACH, FL — After the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump insisted that incriminating documents

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Local Sports 

Clear Bag Policy Apparently Doesn’t Apply If Bag is Stuffed With Cocaine

May 27, 2022May 27, 2022 Sarah Cortina 676 Views

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — Local man Travis Porter was disappointed to find out that Wrigley Field’s clear bag

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Local 

Dehydrated Sorority Girl At Coachella Just Like When Jesus Went 40 Days Without Water

April 16, 2022May 9, 2022 Sarah Cortina 583 Views

By Sarah Cortina INDIO, CA — To culminate the most religious experience of the year for those who(se parents) can

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College Film Bro Friday USC 

Avid Film Watcher Honestly Just Prefers Premiere

April 15, 2022April 15, 2022 Sarah Cortina 573 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — Local SCA (better known as “watch movie for grade”) student Martin Thompson states

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College Local 

New FAFSA Form Simply Asks Question “Do You Ski”

April 11, 2022April 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina 1000 Views

By Sarah Cortina VAIL, COLORADO — Multiple college seniors were denied collegiate financial aid after answering ‘yes’ on the 2022-2023

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College USC 

Fraternity Suspended After Fucking Up DEI, Hosting Die Tournament Instead

March 11, 2022March 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina 630 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — A fraternity at USC has been suspended after misreading a new policy of

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College Film Bro Friday USC 

SCA Temporarily Closed As Proletariat Students Seize The Means of Production

February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Sarah Cortina 582 Views

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA — The School of Cinematic Arts has reportedly shut down after leftist students seized

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