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These Two Guys With Eyepatches Are Disrupting The Cargo Industry

October 24, 2022October 23, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk SOMALIA  — Last Friday, two eye-patched founders joined the Fortune 500 with their disruptive cargo startup, Plundr. 

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Swiss Prostitute Sex Neutral

October 23, 2022October 23, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina AMSTERDAM, NETHERLANDS — Celia Müller, a Geneva native, has taken a sex neutral approach to her sex

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Cremations Now Made With Pumpkin Spice

October 6, 2022October 4, 2022 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas SEATTLE, WA – Fall is here and it’s time the crematories got in on the fun! All

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Local 7 Year Old Caught Funneling Lemonade Stand Profits To Somalian Paramilitary Group

September 8, 2022September 7, 2022 Gitika Pahwa

By Gitika Pahwa FAIR HAVEN, VT – Local parents are in shock following news that a Lincoln Elementary 2nd grader’s

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Capitalist Nightmare: Sickly Woman Forced to Work Until The Day She Died

September 8, 2022September 8, 2022 Staff

By Mia Young and Preston Long LONDON, ENGLAND — In a shocking display of cruel, capitalistic inhumanity, area old woman

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Trump Insists Destroyed Documents Simply Being Used As Guinea Pig Bedding

August 10, 2022August 10, 2022 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina  PALM BEACH, FL — After the FBI raided his Mar-a-Lago estate, Donald Trump insisted that incriminating documents

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Pelosi Visits Beautiful Chinese Taipei, Bless Our Fearless Leader Xi Jinping

August 2, 2022August 2, 2022 Jackson Irvine

By Jackson Irvine CHINESE TAIPEI—The United States Speaker of the House touched down in Chinese Taipei on Tuesday, much to

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Top Five Bridges for Jeff Bezos to Dismantle

July 7, 2022July 30, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Joshua Wolk To the dismay of Jeff Bezos, Dutch shipbuilder Oceanco has scrapped plans to dismantle a bridge in

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EXCLUSIVE: A Fetus Speaks Out On Roe v. Wade

June 25, 2022June 26, 2022 Joshua Wolk

We at the Sack of Troy firmly believe in giving a voice to the voiceless. So we did. SACK: How

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Clarence Thomas Suggests Simply Using a Gun Instead

June 24, 2022June 30, 2022 Mia Young

By Mia Young WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an official press release, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas suggested that women seeking

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