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Dehydrated Sorority Girl At Coachella Just Like When Jesus Went 40 Days Without Water

By Sarah Cortina INDIO, CA — To culminate the most religious experience of the year for those who(se parents) can

By Sarah Cortina VAIL, COLORADO — Multiple college seniors were denied collegiate financial aid after answering ‘yes’ on the 2022-2023

By Rachel Michelman CINCINNATI, OH — At Head & Shoulders headquarters, Chief Head and Director (CHAD) Pete Davids and ambassador

By Jackson Irvine HOLLYWOOD, CA — Yesterday evening medical professionals were called to the home of 22-year-old, self-described home boy

By Joshua Wolk 1. WRONG WAY Red, white, and plastered against a blue sky. So patriotic! If you see this

By Sarah Cortina BOULDER, CO — A popular plant based restaurant on Pearl Street was revealed to be particularly plant

By Lola Gilmore LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of a minor earthquake that occurred 17 miles southeast of

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — After you successfully navigate the USC Village Trader Joe’s line, the cashier who

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA — After downing nine natty lites at Lambda Chi Alpha this Sunday, senior philosophy student

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — USC student and Phi Kappa Psi brother Jonothan Bradely has reportedly spread the