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Vaccine to Be Made Available to The Most Fuckable People First

December 14, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen

By Maggie Bowen DETROIT, MI  – As Moderna and Pfzier rush to ship out their vaccines, the CDC laid out

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USC Still Considered a Non-Profit Because It Uses Tuition Money to Keep Predators Safe

October 16, 2020January 21, 2021 Maggie Bowen

By Maggie Bowen UNIVERSITY PARK – Despite the University of Southern California and Devry University now teaching courses through the same

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