By Joshua Wolk
1. WRONG WAY
Red, white, and plastered against a blue sky. So patriotic! If you see this sign, you should probably get into the other lane or face being steamrolled by an eighteen-wheeler with a MAGA sticker and truck nuts. God bless America!
2. WRONG WAY
What a crisp sign. The lighting is less than desirable, but just wait until golden hour. The glow-up will be so immense that she might just attract a talent agent and get the hell out of that Midwestern wasteland. Reaching stardom won’t be easy, but with dedication, grit, and those incredible looks, this sign is on her way to Hollywood! Abolish the suburbs.
3. WRONG WAY
This one is decked out! You can’t miss it with that awesome reflector—so flashy! If this sign was a person, he would wear one of those bulky cell phone holsters, but he would own it. He could definitely fix your sink.
4. The brooding voice in the back of your brain.
It never shuts up, does it? That urge to pull the wheel; just to see what happens. Death will be horribly painful but you deserve it, don’t you? The wind rushes through your hair, you don’t feel it. The road is silent. You only hear “Chopin’s Nocturne Op. 9 No. 2.” You played it as a child, it was never any good. Your piano teacher would slap your wrists with a wooden ruler with every wrong note. You could never do anything right, could you? Nocturnes are inspired by inky nights and soon all you will see is darkness. Poetic. Your teacher would be happy, you’ll be joining her in just a moment.
5. WRONG WAY
Aww, look at this little guy! He might be small but he gets the job done. Short king!
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