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Author: Luca Soltero

College USC 

DPS Dresses Up As Cops For Halloween

October 28, 2022October 27, 2022 Luca Soltero 425 Views

By Luca Soltero  LOS ANGELES, CA — In the October spirit, DPS has decided to dress up this year as

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College USC 

Daily Trojan Suspended After Allegations of Brutal Hazing and Mistreatment of Staff Writers

May 2, 2022May 3, 2022 Luca Soltero 1770 Views

by Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA — The Daily Trojan has reportedly been suspended by the university due to allegations

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College Local 

Local Frat Boy Finally Gives His Girlfriend The Big O! (Omicron)

January 7, 2022January 7, 2022 Luca Soltero 1349 Views

By Luca Soltero  LOS ANGELES, CA — USC student and Phi Kappa Psi brother Jonothan Bradely has reportedly spread the

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Local News in Pictures 

Man Gives His First Blowjob Amidst Lonely National Girlfriend Day; Also Receives

August 1, 2021August 1, 2021 Luca Soltero 1498 Views

By Luca Soltero Photo by @nicotitto on Unsplash

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College Local 

Student Mistakes Adderall for Viagra, Has a Really Hard Final

July 13, 2021July 13, 2021 Luca Soltero 1370 Views

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – USC freshman Sydney Caviola reportedly blamed his lackluster calculus grade on mistaking a

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Entertainment Girlboss Alert! 

Girlboss Alert! Melinda Takes Half of Bill’s Shit

May 20, 2021June 24, 2021 Luca Soltero 1536 Views

By Luca Soltero LOS ANGELES, CA – Melinda Gates has divorced Bill Gates. This Gatekeeping #qween was not playing any

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  • Trojan Knights Chest Paint Accidentally Spells Out The Name of The Forbidden One, Summoning His Wretchedness from the Depths
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