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Man Coming Through Chimney, Homosexuals Unfazed

December 25, 2021December 25, 2021 Adam Sanderson

By Adam Sanderson WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA — SLEEEEIGH!  While some have serious questions about how Santa packs himself into such

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Goy Boss Alert: This Non-Jewish Person Wished Their Jewish Friend Happy Hanukkah

December 4, 2021December 23, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – Groundbreaking social progress was made this holiday season when a non-jewish person wished

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Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD

November 24, 2021November 23, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina PORTLAND, OR – This Thanksgiving, the Hywitesayviur family decided to rewrite the narrative (no not the discovering

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Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel

November 10, 2021November 10, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes

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Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color

November 8, 2021November 7, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK CITY, NY – As activism becomes more and more performative, NYC film critic Jacob Milnirsh

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Big Truck Honks

November 3, 2021November 2, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman CUPERTINO, CA — In dire support of a bus of elementary schoolers, a big truck on the

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Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured

October 12, 2021October 12, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of

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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now

October 8, 2021October 8, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina Photo by Nosiuol on Unsplash

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Hot Girl Summer Now Hot When I Pee Summer

August 31, 2021August 30, 2021 Sarah Cortina

By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — The summer of being vaxxed and waxed turned south for self-proclaimed ‘Chicago hot girl’

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Area Woman Different, Only Drinks Water From Industrial Sized Mason Jar

August 13, 2021August 13, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp

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