Progressive Family Relinquishes Wishbone Tradition, Pulls Apart Jessica’s Expired IUD
By Sarah Cortina PORTLAND, OR – This Thanksgiving, the Hywitesayviur family decided to rewrite the narrative (no not the discovering
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Every Day a “No Bone” Day for Local Incel
By Alexandra Ornes
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Local Indie Boy Only Watches Black and White Films, Doesn’t See Color
By Sarah Cortina NEW YORK CITY, NY – As activism becomes more and more performative, NYC film critic Jacob Milnirsh
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Big Truck Honks
By Rachel Michelman CUPERTINO, CA — In dire support of a bus of elementary schoolers, a big truck on the
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Fraternity Shatters Glass Ceiling, 14 Injured
By Sarah Cortina LOS ANGELES, CA – A local fraternity shattered glass ceilings last night at their biggest party of
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Good Will Hunting Just a Name For Depop Resellers Now
By Sarah Cortina Photo by Nosiuol on Unsplash
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Hot Girl Summer Now Hot When I Pee Summer
By Sarah Cortina CHICAGO, IL — The summer of being vaxxed and waxed turned south for self-proclaimed ‘Chicago hot girl’
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Man Gives His First Blowjob Amidst Lonely National Girlfriend Day; Also Receives
By Luca Soltero Photo by @nicotitto on Unsplash
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Area Man Definitely Not Compensating for Anything
By Alexandra Ornes “Blue Origin New Shepard NS-10 Ignition” by NASA Flight Opportunities is licensed under CC BY-NC 2.0 Modified from Creative Commons
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