Report: Praying Mantis Loses Faith in God
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas Praying Mantis Phil Mayes recently lost faith in God, he reported on Tuesday afternoon. Mayes grew up
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Parents Thinking of Trying Restaurant That Opened Five Years Ago
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Christine Politte OVERLAND PARK, KANSAS — During a phone call this Saturday, sophomore Leah Anderson’s parents said they were
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[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann President Trump caused controversy this week when he credited recent Hollywood blockbuster Crazy Rich Asians as evidence
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Read moreStep Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug
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Mars Rover Told There Would Be Other Rovers When It Got There
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann MARS – A lonesome NASA rover sent to collect evidence of ancient life on Mars was falsely informed that
Read moreSong Fast But Sad
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard
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Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly
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10 Year Old’s iPad Covered in Cheeto Dust
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen After a week-long search for local 10-year-old Jeremy Gersh’s iPad, it has been discovered wedged between two
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Grocery Bagger Shamefully Returns to Double Life as Actor on Shitty Sitcom
[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann BURBANK, CA – Tim Brewer, 34, embarrassedly clocked out of his well-paying gig as a grocery bagger
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