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Trump Cites Crazy Rich Asians as Evidence that China is Winning the Trade War

October 1, 2018January 23, 2021 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Melanie Hoffmann President Trump caused controversy this week when he credited recent Hollywood blockbuster Crazy Rich Asians as evidence

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Millennials Are Killing All This West Side Story Choreography

September 25, 2018January 21, 2021 Drew Thomas-Nathan

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Drew Thomas-Nathan SEATTLE, WA — The millennial generation has been on a murder spree recently, killing everything this country

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Step Aside Herbie the Love Bug, Here Comes URB-E the F*ck Scooter

September 24, 2018January 21, 2021 Ian Riley

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Ian Riley USC — In 1968, the world was introduced to an irascible Volkswagen named Herbie the Love Bug

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Mars Rover Told There Would Be Other Rovers When It Got There

September 21, 2018July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann MARS – A lonesome NASA rover sent to collect evidence of ancient life on Mars was falsely informed that

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Song Fast But Sad

September 17, 2018January 21, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – Across the United States last Thursday, listeners tuned into 307.5 XM radio heard

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Woman Must Think She’s Too Good for Small Town After Living It Up in Big City

September 14, 2018 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn MIDDLETOWN, KY – After finishing up her first year of college in Los Angeles, Middletown native Shelly

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10 Year Old’s iPad Covered in Cheeto Dust

September 10, 2018 Cameron Wen

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Cameron Wen After a week-long search for local 10-year-old Jeremy Gersh’s iPad, it has been discovered wedged between two

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Grocery Bagger Shamefully Returns to Double Life as Actor on Shitty Sitcom

September 7, 2018July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann BURBANK, CA – Tim Brewer, 34, embarrassedly clocked out of his well-paying gig as a grocery bagger

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Scientists Still Unable to Discover Normal Reason Why Straight Dude Would Want to Become Gynecologist

September 4, 2018March 25, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Veronica Marks PALO ALTO, CA – Despite several years of research, lab work, and brainstorming sessions, the effort led

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Bicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity

August 30, 2018January 23, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless

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