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Scientists Still Unable to Discover Normal Reason Why Straight Dude Would Want to Become Gynecologist

September 4, 2018March 25, 2021 Veronica Marks

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Veronica Marks PALO ALTO, CA – Despite several years of research, lab work, and brainstorming sessions, the effort led

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Bicycle Cop Races Through Village in Hot Pursuit of Dignity

August 30, 2018January 23, 2021 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas USC VILLAGE – Bicycle cops roam the Village at all times, keeping their eyes peeled for reckless

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Summer Fling Ends With a Whimper, Not a Bang

August 21, 2018 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn CASCO, MAINE – Love was in the air this summer at Camp Manitoba, where for eight weeks

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SoundCloud Rapper From High School Dropping References To Hometown Like It’s Hot Sh*t

April 26, 2018January 21, 2021 Rachel Zubli

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Rachel Zubli Publicizing on Snapchat that this will be his “big break,” a small-time SoundCloud rapper from your area

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9-Year-Old Named Howard Too Young to Have That Name

April 20, 2018 Amanda Douglas

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Amanda Douglas LOS ANGELES, CA – From his days as a toddler to a tween, 9-year-old Howard has always

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BREAKING: Chocolate Explosion Cake Kills 10

April 16, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — This week a seemingly delectable dessert took the lives of more innocent foodies.

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Camaro With Autobots Decal Probably Real Transformer

April 13, 2018 Jack Hackett

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jack Hackett LOS ANGELES, CA — Local man Spencer Reiss was driving down the 110 last Wednesday when he

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Middle School Choir Crushes “Livin’ On a Prayer” Cover

April 11, 2018January 21, 2021 Susi Basse

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Susi Basse EUREKA SPRINGS, AL – Hancock Middle School’s Spring Choir Concert was the hottest show in town last

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In Race Between Tortoise and Hare, Real Winners Are Those That Profited Off Inciting Race War

April 9, 2018 Joey Rayburn

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Joey Rayburn THE WOODS – It was only a short few hours ago when the Tortoise, tired of the

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Woman Sips Vodka-Sodas Like She Won’t Be Vag Deep in Cheesy Gordita Crunch Within Hour

April 4, 2018 Kim Rogers

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Kim Rogers Perched on a barstool at the Baker Street Pub, area dieter Katherine Fink took dainty sips from

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