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Silver Lining: This Old Man with Alzheimer’s Just Forgot How to be Racist

May 12, 2020July 23, 2020 Pat Duffy

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy WORCHESTER, MA — They say that when God closes a door, He opens a window, and while

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Local Man Swears Mother’s Day Card was Lost in Mail on Way to her Room

May 11, 2020June 17, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Melanie Hoffmann FRESNO, CA — Despite the tragedy of the COVID-19 pandemic, local mother Martha Ginderson was happy that

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Self-Respecting Dog Believes Right Squirrel Won’t Need to be Chased

May 7, 2020June 17, 2020 Christine Politte

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Christine Politte PASADENA, CA — For local pooch Murphy, the dog days are over —  or at least the

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New Succulent Owner Still Depressed

May 6, 2020July 23, 2020 Pat Duffy

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Patrick Duffy LOS ANGELES, CA — Multiple reports from witnesses, roommates, and mental health specialists confirmed that local university

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Good Neighbor Delivers Groceries to Elderly Homes Even With Cough and Fever

April 24, 2020July 23, 2020 Rachel Michelman

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Rachel Michelman PHOENIX, AZ — Ethel Bates was taken aback when she found out that Arizona had issued a

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“Hey, This is Kinda Neat,” Reports Local Man After Washing His Hands for the First Time

April 9, 2020June 19, 2020 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Jonathan Krone Dayton, OH — After widespread fear surrounding the recent outbreak of coronavirus, local man Dennis Whitman finally

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Company Gives Prospective Intern Choice to Absolutely Fucking Humiliate Himself on Phone or In Person

March 5, 2020July 23, 2020 Keith Herrmann

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]by Keith Herrmann LOS ANGELES, CA – Telling the student to “pick his poison,” a local company offered a prospective

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Threesome Less Fun After Two People Cancel Last-Minute

March 3, 2020July 23, 2020 Finn Kobler

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Finn Kobler Frat registers shut down by police. Q&A screenings with directors who never showed. That one thing Fetti

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Coolest Sixth Grader Ever Throws Ball Far

December 4, 2019 Jonathan Krone

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Jonathan Krone JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL — Local sixth grader Jeffrey Sanderson cemented his status as the undisputed king of

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Trendy New Fusion Restaurant Combines Mediterranean Food With Money Laundering Scheme

December 3, 2019June 10, 2021 Preston Long

[vc_row][vc_column][vc_column_text]By Preston Long ECHO PARK, CA — Anyone looking for something a little different from the local food scene is

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