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Report: This Isn’t Funny Anymore, Guys!

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

by Melanie Hoffmann INSIDE A DARK CLOSET –This isn’t funny anymore, guys! It’s been three hours and everyone knows pranks

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Opinion: If You’re Trying to Scare Me, It’s Not Gonna Work!

October 28, 2020October 28, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann CABIN IN THE WOODS – Alright, guys. You can come out now. I know you’re trying to

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Quiz: Who’s Out There?

October 28, 2020November 15, 2020 Melanie Hoffmann

By Melanie Hoffmann [viralQuiz id=8]

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Halloween Fashion! How to Wear A Mask and a Cat Ear Headband at the Same Time- Oh God We’re in Hell, Aren’t We?

October 27, 2020October 25, 2020 Charlotte Phillipp

By Charlotte Phillip These are some turbulent times, but no matter what your plans are for the spooky season, Sack

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New Halloween Haunted House Forces You to Talk About Your Feelings in Public

October 26, 2020October 25, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Thrill seekers from all over the United States are flocking towards LA County’s

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Ew! This Guy Desires To Be Loved!

October 23, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young IRVINE, CA— Area college student Kyle Martin, an emotionally needy freak, desires to be loved. “Yeah, my

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Boot Licking Suck-Up Writes Paragraph Long Discussion Post

October 21, 2020October 18, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young Los Angeles, CA – Despite the added difficulty of Zoom University, Grace O’Neil still makes it a

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You Think You’ve Suffered From The Pandemic? This Guy’s Whole Personality Was Going To The Gym

October 20, 2020October 18, 2020 Thomas Johnston

By Thomas Johnston LOS ANGELES, CA – Missing your friends and family? Sick of all the uncertainty? Tired of spending

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Unparalleled Genius With Gigantic Brain Gets Final Jeopardy Right

October 19, 2020October 19, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young SYRACUSE, NY — Adam Dillard, occasional Jeopardy watcher and large brained specimen recently got this week’s “Final

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Hot Girl At the Gym Gets Unwanted Stares After Just Trying To Fit In And Run On The Treadmill On All Fours

October 14, 2020October 13, 2020 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn LOUISVILLE, KY —  During her usual trip to the gym, Cara Clyde, 19, was dismayed to receive

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