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Car Breaks Down in Middle of the Street Because It’s All Just Too Much

October 13, 2020October 14, 2020 Samhitha Saiba

By Samhitha Saiba LOS ANGELES, CA –– A car broke down on Melrose Ave. Wednesday, collapsing to the gravel with

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Cucumber Sick and Tired of Just Being Used For Sex

October 2, 2020September 26, 2020 Mia Young

By Mia Young LA JOLLA, CA —  Cucumbers seem to be making their way from the clean and wholesome kitchen

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Is Your Child Texting About COVID-19?

October 1, 2020October 1, 2020 Jack Martino

The Ultimate Guide to “Rona-Speak” For The Concerned Parent By Jack Martino If you haven’t noticed, your child has been

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High School SoundCloud Rapper Releases New Song that “Comes Straight from the Heart”

September 30, 2020September 26, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LINCOLN HIGH SCHOOL — Local average student Daniel Isaacs released his new single this week on SoundCloud.

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Report: Jenna’s Mom Says Hi

September 28, 2020September 26, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan PASADENA, CA — You’ll never guess who I just saw at Kmart: Jenna’s Mom! By the way,

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A Group of College Students Knew They Had Chainsaw Hands. They Played Patty Cake Anyways.

September 25, 2020September 25, 2020 Drew Thomas-Nathan

By Drew Thomas-Nathan OXFORD, OH — When a police officer pulled up to a house near the Miami University campus

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Amazon To Donate Organs From Employees Who Die On The Job

September 21, 2020January 23, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long  SEATTLE, WA — In an act of remarkable corporate philanthropy, online retail juggernaut Amazon announced today that

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San Francisco Instagram Models Praise Eternal Golden Hour

September 16, 2020September 16, 2020 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino SAN FRANCISCO, CA – As the wildfires burning on the West Coast bring low air quality and

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“Babe, It’s Not What It Looks Like!” Claims Man Doing Exactly What it Looks Like

September 16, 2020September 13, 2020 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA — Cameron Winters found himself in deep trouble this week when his girlfriend, Alyssa

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Tesla Autopilot Swerves Elon Musk Into Oncoming Traffic In Elaborate First-Ever A.I. Kamikaze Attack

September 15, 2020September 15, 2020 Thomas Johnston

By Thomas Johnston LOS ANGELES, CA— In a horrific car non-accident that can only be explained as the first-ever A.I.

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