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Another Poop Found In White House Hallway, Biden Blames Dog Again

April 8, 2021April 8, 2021 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn WASHINGTON, DC – Right off the South Side, just outside of the Diplomatic Reception Room, yet another

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Hot Girl At the Gym Gets Unwanted Stares After Just Trying To Fit In And Run On The Treadmill On All Fours

October 14, 2020October 13, 2020 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn LOUISVILLE, KY —  During her usual trip to the gym, Cara Clyde, 19, was dismayed to receive

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