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Local Idiot Wants Pink Lightsaber when OBVIOUSLY That Color Isn’t Even Canon

February 26, 2021February 21, 2021 Hannah Ryan

By Hannah Ryan CULVER CITY, CA – A local Star Wars LARPing group has been torn apart by recent allegations

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Elderly Dog Proves He’s Still Got It By Humping Every Small Dog He Meets

February 22, 2021February 22, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA — Resident barker Rocky, a 14-year-old beagle, continuously proves to his dad “he’s still

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New Yorkers Revel in Not Having the Most Embarrassing Weather for Once

February 18, 2021October 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff BUFFALO, NEW YORK – As winter storms bombard communities from Texas to the Atlantic coast, New Yorkers are

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Gross! This Guy Drives a PT Cruiser

February 17, 2021June 12, 2021 Mia Young

By Mia Young

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Report: Your High School Bully Actually Made Some Good Points

February 16, 2021February 16, 2021 Darrien Snyder

By Darrien Snyder LOS ANGELES, CA —Everyone has trouble with constructive criticism, but you may have fumbled the ball when

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Quiz: How Alone Will You Be On Valentine’s Day On A Scale from ‘Very Alone’ to ‘I’m Willing to Take a Quiz About This’

February 12, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes With Valentine’s Day around the corner, the question on everyone’s mind is: how alone will I be

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Local Girl Catches Covid So She Can Blame Quarantine For Being Lonely On Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2021February 11, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes LOS ANGELES, CA – USC student Sarah Miller was elated to find out she had contracted COVID-19

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Girl Watching True Crime Just Looking for Creative Ways She Could Be Murdered

February 10, 2021February 10, 2021 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman LOS ANGELES, CA – A barrel at the bottom of the lake. Suffocated by a pillowcase in

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Man Laughs at Something Funny He Just Thought of, Waits for People to Ask Him What It Is

February 4, 2021February 4, 2021 Karan Menon

By Karan Menon LOS ANGELES, CA – Local Ralphs employee and open mic regular Ned Kleischer was restocking the yogurts

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Local Tree Falls in Woods, Police Find No Witnesses

February 1, 2021February 1, 2021 Jack Martino

By Jack Martino WASHINGTON – On Friday, Jimmy Bens, 16, discovered the corpse of a fallen fir tree with it’s

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