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Opinion: Why Can’t USC Men Finish?

January 3, 2023January 3, 2023 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster After dominating Tulane up until the last four minutes of the Cotton Bowl this afternoon, USC suffered

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Student Thankful to Not Be Hearing Roommate’s Moans During Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022November 22, 2022 Rachel Michelman

By Rachel Michelman ST. LOUIS, MO – Thanksgiving is the time to acknowledge the little things one is thankful for:

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Our Statement on UCLA’s Satire Paper

November 17, 2022November 17, 2022 Joshua Wolk
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Study Reveals USC Students’ Biggest Fear is Being Asked Parent’s Salary

November 14, 2022November 13, 2022 Zoe Rush

By Zoë Rush  LOS ANGELES, CA — A recent study has concluded that the worst fear of most USC students

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USC Grad Murders Family of Five to Make It on Notable Alumni List

November 4, 2022November 3, 2022 Jess Wild

By Jessica Wild PARKER, AZ – Peter Schwarz, 2002 graduate of USC and Rose Bowl bench warmer, wiped out an

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Sack of Troy’s Couple’s Costumes

November 2, 2022November 2, 2022 Staff

Happy Halloween! The only thing spookier than ghosts, never finding love and the innate morality of human existence is a

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DPS Dresses Up As Cops For Halloween

October 28, 2022October 27, 2022 Luca Soltero

By Luca Soltero  LOS ANGELES, CA — In the October spirit, DPS has decided to dress up this year as

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Which Schools At USC Give Out Which Candy

October 27, 2022October 26, 2022 Bill Rockas

By Bill Rockas Ragers and kickbacks be damned. It’s time for trick-or-treating! Sack of Troy has the scoop on the

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Like Mother Like Daughter! Guy Who Ghosted You Just Hit On Your Mom at the Pike Tailgate

October 7, 2022October 7, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – During the 2022 Trojan Family Weekend, sophomore Kelsie Jenkins’ mother was hit on

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USC Doesn’t Want Gifts, Only Money For Birthday

October 6, 2022October 23, 2024 Julian Avrith

By Julian Avrith LOS ANGELES, CA — On Oct 6, 2022, USC celebrated its 142nd birthday, and issued an accompanying

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