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Local Dirtbag So Far From Holiness Village Mormons Beg Her Not to Convert

October 5, 2022August 25, 2024 Lili

By Lili LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA––After a duo of Mormons stopped USC sophomore Janet Pierce outside Dulce last Tuesday, she expressed

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Girlfriend Just Doesn’t Use Instagram Like That

October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — On National Boyfriend Day, local woman Jessica Moore got into a fight with

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USC Fraternities Praised by Queer Community for Bi-Laws

September 30, 2022September 30, 2022 Chelsea Levy

By Chelsea Levy LOS ANGELES, CA — Several queer student groups have announced newfound support for fraternities after learning about

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Leonardo DiCaprio Spotted On Campus Protesting School of Gerontology

September 29, 2022September 27, 2022 Levi Elias

By Levi Elias LOS ANGELES, CA — One-time Oscar winner and long-time Oscar audience member Leonardo DiCaprio was spotted on

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Uh Oh! The Two Little Goblins Who Rub Their Gritty Mitts Together In Order To Generate Enough Power For The USC Wifi Have Died

September 23, 2022May 24, 2024 Staff

By Staff LOS ANGELES, CA – Egads! The teeny tiny fellers who hide beneath the Doheny bookstacks have been shot,

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Ask The Experts: Best Sex Positions For A Twin XL

September 23, 2022September 22, 2022 Audrey Serrano

By Audrey Serrano According to certified sex therapist Dr. Cassidy White, Ph.D, “Even the highest of sex drives can be

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CDC Commends Rice Students For Scoring High in Purity Test, Low on Football Field

September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Joshua Wolk

By Josh Wolk  LOS ANGELES, CA — The CDC recently commended the Rice University student body for scoring high in

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USC Students Eager To Find Out If They Wasted $200 This Year

September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster and Jackson Irvine In anticipation of the premiere of USC’s newest additions to the football team, including

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Freshman Reduced to Hometown, Major, and Dorm Within a Matter of Days

August 19, 2022August 19, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA – After moving into her freshman dorm on Monday afternoon, Lana Klein has spiraled

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USC Not Mad, Just Disappointed in Frats

August 13, 2022August 13, 2022 Izzy Ster

By Izzy Ster LOS ANGELES, CA — Following six fraternities announcing their disaffiliation, USC lectured brothers in a strongly-worded Instagram

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