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Business Majors Plan App to Find App Programmers

November 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

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After Fun Night Out, Colorado State Student Updates LinkedIn

November 8, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash FORT COLLINS, CO– After adjusting to college a bit, Colorado State University freshman Stefan Sortland decided this morning to

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Architecture Student Escapes from Studio, Apprehended by DPS

November 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

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Admissions Staff Gives Prospective Students Extremely Accurate Picture of Life at USC

November 7, 2014February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!!  Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

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USC Launches SCampaign to Capitalize the Letters SC in More Things

November 7, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

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USC School of Dramatic Arts Hosts Barista Career Fair

November 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

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Campus Cruisers Upgraded

November 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from

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DPS Fails to Apprehend Serial Candy Burglars

October 31, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier University Park is a scene of utter chaos- martial law has been declared, bandits roam the streets,

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EVK Receives Gleaming Review- Described as “Technically Edible”

October 30, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier For years, USC’s EVK dining hall has been looked down upon by USC students, who have used

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The Idiot’s Guide to Avoiding Colorfully-Vested Activists

October 29, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash click bait

by Jori Barash and Grace Carballo In a fit of uncharacteristic generosity, the Sack of Troy has developed an infallible

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