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USC Football Still a Thing

November 14, 2014January 21, 2021 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat and Tyler Pullen LOS ANGELES MEMORIAL COLISEUM — “USC Football is totally still a thing,” shouted Pat

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USC Actress Stuck in Cliché-Filled Beginner’s Level Student Film

November 11, 2014June 17, 2020 Rob Smat articles

by Rob Smat ROSKI SCHOOL OF THEATRE — Local acting student Marie Friedlander is at her wit’s end. It all

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Business Majors Plan App to Find App Programmers

November 9, 2014January 21, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Noah Suarez-Sikes From Uber and Lyft to Tinder and Farmersonly, the biggest new names in the

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After Fun Night Out, Colorado State Student Updates LinkedIn

November 8, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash articles

by Jori Barash FORT COLLINS, CO– After adjusting to college a bit, Colorado State University freshman Stefan Sortland decided this morning to

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Architecture Student Escapes from Studio, Apprehended by DPS

November 7, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Staff After spending 27 hours in a row gluing pieces of cardboard together to form an abstract polygon, architecture

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Admissions Staff Gives Prospective Students Extremely Accurate Picture of Life at USC

November 7, 2014February 25, 2022 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman Above: This will happen every day!!!  Fight On!!! USC–For the past few weeks, some of America’s brightest

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USC Launches SCampaign to Capitalize the Letters SC in More Things

November 7, 2014January 23, 2021 Axel Hellman articles

by Axel Hellman and Matt Kalina Above: Photo of the preSConference USC–Heralding the success of the Good NeighborSCampaign, the SCampus

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USC School of Dramatic Arts Hosts Barista Career Fair

November 3, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers 0 Comment articles, featured

by Kim Rogers and Axel Hellman MCCARTHY QUAD– The USC School of Dramatic Arts held a career fair on campus

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Campus Cruisers Upgraded

November 2, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

Photoshop by Hallie Martin Editor’s Note:  This article was first printed in Curious Troy, a satirical publication that operated from

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DPS Fails to Apprehend Serial Candy Burglars

October 31, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff articles

by Joseph Grazier University Park is a scene of utter chaos- martial law has been declared, bandits roam the streets,

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