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USC Gentrification May Displace Local Oil Well

October 27, 2014June 19, 2020 Axel Hellman

by Axel Hellman USC–Every year, more and more students have moved to the neighborhood west of Vermont, driving up rents

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Sack of Troy’s Best 25 Things about Greek Life

October 25, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff List

by Staff The Sack of Troy has released its annual compilation of the 25 things that make it awesome to

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Freshmen Anxiously Await Their First Local Shooting

October 23, 2014June 17, 2020 Staff

by Elias Nash USC–Halfway through the semester, USC’s new freshman class has had plenty of time to assimilate into their

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Student Helps Visiting UCLA Friend Understand Concept of ‘African American Student’

October 22, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Andy Gause USC–Johnny Kipling, a so-sociology Junior, showed his UCLA friend, Freddy Lee, around campus.  However, things took a

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Freshman Girls’ Dorms Collect Shower Drain Hair for Charity

October 21, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo A philanthropic movement that began in Birnkrant Hall is quickly spreading across campus residences, with successful branches

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USC Introduces New Half-Price Half-Time Football Tickets

October 18, 2014June 19, 2020 Staff

by Grace Carballo USC–In an effort to increase student-section sales, the USC ticket office has introduced an enticing new deal:

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New Bike Parking System Deployed in Front of Leavey Library

October 16, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Staff LEAVEY LIBRARY–Administrators have long sought a solution for USC’s chaotic bicycle parking. On average, 3.4 bikes fill every

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Student’s Promise to Get Buddy ‘Super-Laid’ Goes Unfulfilled

October 15, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Andy Gause On Saturday night, Lance Griffin, a senior studying flirting, made it his goal to get his structural

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DPS Attempts to Prove Self-Worth Through New Incident Resolution Emails

October 11, 2014June 19, 2020 Kim Rogers

by Kim Rogers UNIVERSITY PARK– This past week, students at the University of Southern California reported receiving emails denoting the

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USC Board of Trustees Adds Token Non-Billionaire

October 10, 2014January 23, 2021 Staff

by Staff USC has a long history of press releases and admissions website testimonials about diversity.  But today, the university

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