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Author: Jori Barash

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Freshman Practices Humblebrag in Mirror Before Meeting Up with High School Friends

March 10, 2017June 17, 2020 Jori Barash 2111 Views
by Jori Barash MINNEAPOLIS, MN – After nearly one hour locked in the bathroom of his home in Minneapolis, USC Read more
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This Week, Right Now. — 9/17/16

September 17, 2016July 23, 2020 Jori Barash 1806 Views
Hosted by Chai Karve and Jack Hackett Jokes by: - Jori Barash - Mimi Evans - Jack Hackett - Chai Read more
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Freshman Orientation Distributes Nametags with Financial Aid, SAT Scores Listed

July 11, 2015January 23, 2021 Jori Barash 1508 Views articles

by Jori Barash More than ever, orientation is such an impactful moment in the beginnings of students’ university experience. Freshmen

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After Yesterday’s Confrontation, Nikias Replaces Hospitality Workers With USG Members

January 29, 2015January 21, 2021 Jori Barash 1370 Views articles

by Jori Barash This week brought news of the ongoing conflict between the university and campus workers, as both sides

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Not Enough Units Left, Sophomore Drops Social Activism

January 19, 2015June 19, 2020 Jori Barash 1710 Views articles

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Last Monday, USC sophomore Dana Steuben finally decided to register for a course in

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A Basic Betch’s Guide to Winter Fashion at SC

December 1, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash 1737 Views click bait

by Jori Barash and Kim Rogers Rule #1 Show Everyone That Winter Is a Tuesday and Friday Kind of Thing

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Nikias Hosts Thanksgiving Dinner, Males Charged $5 for Entry

November 28, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash 1578 Views articles

by Jori Barash SAN MARINO, CA – In his annual tradition, USC president C.L. Max Nikias hosted a large Thanksgiving

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USC Transportation Announces New Route From Fig to LAPD Rampart Station

November 26, 2014June 19, 2020 Jori Barash 1644 Views articles

by Jori Barash DOWNTOWN LOS ANGELES — After months of students complaining to USC’s Department of Transportation, today several buses

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After Fun Night Out, Colorado State Student Updates LinkedIn

November 8, 2014January 23, 2021 Jori Barash 1614 Views articles

by Jori Barash FORT COLLINS, CO– After adjusting to college a bit, Colorado State University freshman Stefan Sortland decided this morning to

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The Idiot’s Guide to Avoiding Colorfully-Vested Activists

October 29, 2014January 21, 2021 Jori Barash 1563 Views click bait

by Jori Barash and Grace Carballo In a fit of uncharacteristic generosity, the Sack of Troy has developed an infallible

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