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New CDC Guidelines Recommend Quantum Paradoxes as Way to Safely Mask, Unmask at Same Time

May 18, 2021June 9, 2021 Preston Long

By Preston Long

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Gov. Newsom Offers Discounted Disney Passes to Californians To Avoid Recall Election

April 16, 2021April 15, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp LOS ANGELES, CA – California Governor Gavin Newsom is cutting the price of Disneyland single day tickets

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Another Poop Found In White House Hallway, Biden Blames Dog Again

April 8, 2021April 8, 2021 Ava Bunn

By Ava Bunn WASHINGTON, DC – Right off the South Side, just outside of the Diplomatic Reception Room, yet another

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CDC Announces There is No Bad Drug Interaction Between COVID Vaccine and Molly Just in Time for Festival Season

April 7, 2021April 5, 2021 Staff

By Staff Just in time for festival season, the CDC has announced that there is no bad drug interaction between

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Texas Challenges Coronavirus to Good Ol’ Fashioned Western Showdown

March 3, 2021March 3, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes HIGH NOON, TOWN THAT AIN’T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US – As the sun crested

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Democrats Crown Marjorie Taylor Greene As New Miss Donald Trump

February 25, 2021February 21, 2021 Alexandra Ornes

By Alexandra Ornes WASHINGTON D.C. – After a month-long deliberation period and multiple grueling evening wear segments, Democrats have finally

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Congress Can’t Get Anything Done Because Mitch McConnell is Such a Pisces

February 23, 2021February 23, 2021 Darrien Snyder

By Darrien Snyder WASHINGTON, D.C. – At Republican Senator Mitch McConnell’s 79th birthday party last week, Senate members admitted that

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Conservatives Condemn USC for Inciting Violence With Motto “Fight On!”

February 19, 2021February 19, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp WASHINGTON – As part of the montage presented during the second impeachment trial, former President Donald Trump’s

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Major Biden Named New Chief of DC Police To Accommodate Black Lives and All Lives Matter Activists

January 28, 2021January 26, 2021 Emily Torp

By Emily Torp Washington, DC – Mayor Bowser has picked First Dog Major Biden to replace outgoing Chief Newsham of

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“You’ve Got What It Takes, Kid!” Ted Cruz Names Josh Hawley to Succeed Him As New Zodiac Killer

January 26, 2021January 25, 2021 Gitika Pahwa

By Gitika Pahwa WASHINGTON D.C. – In an intimate exchange between the two junior senators on the chamber floor, Ted

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